- Why do you waste so much time working on this site?
Well, why do you waste so much time viewing it? Actually, I'm unemployed and this is a product of an idle mind.
- What is your real name?
My real name is Gregg, and I am currently attending college at the University at Buffalo. During the summer months, I live in the suburbs of New York City. While at either location, I am usually found in front of my computer drawing chicken porn.
- Your pictures of chickens really get me hot. Can I date you/sleep with you?
OF COURSE you can. Just bring me proof that I won't catch salmonella from you.
- Are you really sexually attracted to chickens?
No, but they are.
- Can I see a picture of you?
Absolutely!
- Do you have any children?
Only my chickens. And my illegitimate bastard children whom are scattered around the globe.
- Can I submit my idea for chicken porn?
Sure. Just e-mail me.
- May I use your images on my site?
No you may not. You may, however, link to me.
To clarify this, please do not use my images on your site. Please do not alter my images and put them on your site.
- You're losing your touch. These images suck!
First of all, that was a statement, not a question. Second of all, piss off. Go find another chicken sex portal to jerk off to.
- Is the main character a male or female?
Good question. I'm not even sure I have a main character anymore.
- Is there any sexual act that these chickens WON'T do?
If you think you've found something too nasty for chickens to partake in, click here.
- Does this site have any effect on your personal life?
Sorta. I ask my women to "bok" for me and I have been known to walk around the meat aisle at the supermarket with a hard-on. Other than that, no.
- Do you eat meat?
I only eat meat if it's been slaughtered inhumanely.
- Who does your t-shirts?
The money-hungry bastards at cafepress.com. They're the ones responsible for the $17 chicken tee. Know of any competitors?
- What brand of lube do your chickens use?
They usually use Wesson or Pam.
- This site gets almost no traffic. Why the hell is there a FAQ?
Why the hell are you reading it?
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